Tardis

Yesterday we were driving along when the Tardis lurched infront of us and rattled off at a great pace, lights flashing.. and continued to the motorway and disappeared in the direction of London

This Tardis was, cover your ears.. a sewage truck, an amazing looking truck with two red antennae and large red flashing light. Trying not to think about black holes, we wondered if the driver had enough of his job and was disappearing to the planet Gallifrey